i've never imagined how un-innocent you were..

Hey Nudjies! YO PEOPLE! The new rapper is out in town! Introducing 60 CENT! 50 Cent is long gone and he's lost in this music industry. The ALL-NEW 60 CENT IS IN THE TOP CHARTS!

THAT'S IS IT!
lol, anyway, that was lame.
Happy Birthday CIkgu Lim!
Didn't get you anything so here it is!! LOL.
Yes, the explanation : I chose 60 Cent as the Artist because Cikgu Lim turned 60 years old this year!
Happy 60th year living on this beloved, so-perfected Earth's Crust of God's Creation.
Bye! Tomorrow is the last day of mock.

Hey guys. we're having our mock exams tomorrow. so yes, a short post today.

52 years back then, we, Malaysians asked the British to get their asses out of Tanah Melayu.

Merdeka is a word in the Malay language meaning independence. It is derived from a Sanskrit word used to designate former Portuguese and Dutch slaves from India in the East Indies, whence the Malay meaning of "free(dom)" is derived. The term was significant during the anticolonialist and pro-independence movements of the colonies of Malaya, Singapore and Indonesia, in the history of Malaysia, the history of Singapore and in the history of Indonesia. It became a battle-cry for those demanding independence from the colonial administrations of the United Kingdom and Netherlands.

ONE MALAYSIA!

Hi Guys. New layout:D

I'll be posting about iOsis-MedKlinn Alkaline Reduced Water iOsis.
Imaging drinking water which can achieve the following:

* Help reduce weight and maintain ideal body weight;
* Reduce blood pressure;
* Reduce the risk of cardiovascular disease;
* Reduce blood sugar levels in diabetic;
* Reduce the risk of developing osteoporosis;
* Reduce uric acid levels in patients with gout;
* Improve allergic disorders such as asthma, rhinitis and atopic dermatitis;
* Scavenge free redicals and protects DNA from oxidative damage;
* Enhance the anti-oxidant effects of vitamin C;
* Improve circulation in the limbs in diabetic ganggrene;
* Improve gastroduodenal ulcers and prevent recuttence;
* Improve liver function in hepatic disorders;

What can transform water to possess such abilities? The answer is water which has high alkanility and a high negative Oxidation-Reduction Potential (or "ORP") - MedKlinn water.

How MedKlinn water works?

Does alkaline reduced water undeed help prevent ageing and disease? The Japanese seem to think so, as they have been drinking it for decades, and hundreds of research papers seem to substantiate its benefits. Reports indicate that up to 15 million people in Japan are drinking alkaline reduced water daily. Consider the fact that crowded cities in Japan are some of the most stressful places to live, with high rates of smoking and alcohol consumption, and yet Japanese life expectancy is the longest in the world. Can alkaline reduced water have contributed to this longevity?

MedKlinn water is highly alkaline, with a pH of up to 10.0, with plenty of alkaline minerals and hydroxyl ions, as well as dissolved hydrogen, resulting in a high negative ORP. This makes the water a potent electron donor and anti-oxidant, whilst the high pH replenishes the bicorbonate and alkaline mineral buffers in the blood.

MedKlinn water therefore may provide the "antidote" to free radical damage and the build up of acidic wastes proposed in the two theories above. The abundance of electrons in the water can scavenge for free radicals, rendering them harmless, whilst the alkalinity is eventually transferred to the body's fluids, thereby bolstering its bicarbonate stores and helping to neutralize and remove acid wastes.

A third property of MedKlinn water is the smaller water clusters found in it. Normal drinking water has 12-13 molecules of water loosely clusters together (discussed in greater detail below). MedKlinn water, however, has smaller water clusterof 5-6 molecules. These smaller clusters allow for easier hydration of the cells of the body, and facilitate all the metabolic processes in the body that require water as the medium.

Whichever mechanism is taking place, and it may be all three, it would appear that daily consumption of alkaline reduced water is beneficial to human health. Much more detail informations inside www.medklinn.com and get a FREE handbook for better understanding about Alkaline Reduced Water!

Anyway, I got my unit of iOsis Lite this week.




For RM 299, you will get iOsis Lite-designed for mobility and convenience.


A Refill, storage container and also a pH Value Tester!



Simply dip iOsis Lite into drinking water for 5-30 minutes and the Alkaline Reduced water will be ready for consumption!

For RM 399, you will get iOsis-slightly bigger, bulkier.


Talking about weight loss.
BEFORE USING IOSIS LITE


AFTER USING IOSIS LITE


And, Yvonne would go like, "I can't imagine J.Long being skinny!"

Nah, I was just fooling around. Photoshopped those pictures before this :D and that IS SO NOT MY TOPLESS PIC!

hey guys! as ange has been going around telling people about the vlog, i've made mine as well! :D
well, originally, yvonne's version=P

hey guys, you seriously GOT TO CHECK THIS OUT MANS.
:o V Log!
oh damn. look at von. freaked me out.LIKE, SERIOUSLY.
'angeline asked me to crapped a video of myself..so yeah, i'm doing it'
"so yeah, i dont think you wanna hear much from me. so yeah, bye. 'haha' "

hey guys! TODAY, i would proudly stand to announce my newly married wife, Jesmond Siew Heng Jie!
With God's Grace, He brought us together, loving each other perpetually:D

Love is patient, Love is kind,
It does not envy, it does not boast,
It is not proud, it is not rude,
It is not self-seeking,
It is not easily angered,
It keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil,
but rejoices with the truth.
Love always protects, always trusts,
always hopes, always perseveres.
Love bears all things, believes all things,
hopes all things, endures all things.
Love never ends.
Lover never fails
(Corinthians 13:4-8)



and God, is very kind to me for had given me a baby brother:D

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
~Author Unknown

hi guys. I tried something new yesterday. It was PURE FUN! I photographed a water splash, the first time in my life!
check it out! I learnt this method from youtube.com from the username 'PhotoGavin'.
What will you need :
1. A black container wide enough for your camera to capture inside
2. Flash Gun
3. Off-Camera Flash/Wireless Flash Transmitter
4. A Piece of Paper
5. Tripod
6. A bag of water



These are some samples of what I photographed yesterday:D
1. First Time!


2. Second Try


3. Third!


4. And the Final One!

hey guys. it's been freakin long since i updated PROPERLY. anyway, a really , really brief conclusion of what's been happening recently:D
1. Skunk's birthday.
I FOUND IT a birthday present. Nivea-For Men. Got FREE from Melbourne Central. They were giving freebies and stuff from Nivea. How caring am I ey? Brought it back all the way from Melbourne. But when the big day was here!, IT SLIPPED MY MIND. DANG.


well, when they were giving out those tester kits, they let me have an option to choose between, FOR MEN or FOR WOMEN. Being very caring and thoughtful, as I always is, I choose Nivea-FOR MEN over Nivea-For Women because I was afraid Nivea-For Women wouldn't do good to you because your smell is utterly unbearable=/ OPS GOD, forgive me for I have committed a sin.:D

NAH, NO HELP LAH!


MMHM, lookin' good ey?


Kickness of Freshness? nyeh, i don't think so.


YES, Nivea For Men will seriously do good to you. Confidence is what you're lacking! Don't think by covering your B.O under your BLACK, PATHETIC LOOKING, ELLE JACKET will help prevent THE FRAGRANCE from escaping! i know that the smell is damn precious to you, but still, 'sharing is caring' *VOMITS* , EW, who wants the smell?



anyway, had fun with mark yesterday making our stupid video=D

Smashed up phones

Mummy and Daddy went to KL yesterday. Got me two items:D

Leather Lotion for my Bally Shoes

and..

a new Burberry Wallet! =D


added into the collection:D

and yes, KEEP batteries are best for Flash Lites.

I have tried Sony Batteries and also Energizers, still KEEP is the best!
KEEP Batteries are available in stores at only RM 199.00 for 4 AA Batteries and a Charger.

Bad news is,

I can't find the Bluetooh Device for my JBL Wireless Reference 6110C which connects to my iPod. it's partially retarded!

and also, my new toy:D

Phottix Wireless Flash Transmitter!
I got it from www.shashinki.com for only RM 225.00. This set comes with a transmitter and 3X Receivers. This Phottix Wireless Flash Transmitter ranges its working distance up to 30M (100 Feet)

i don't think i will post an update about Interact Night 2009 since it's been long GONE!
i will update about Merdeka Day Celebration 2009 tomorrow afternoon.
*Note : The Revitalising Gel For Women is not available in the market. It's been edited in Adobe Photoshop CS4

Bye Guys!

hi guys. holidays are here. not good sign ey?
16 days to go to mock. 46 days to pmr.
anyway, i started off my holidays with a rather wierd activity.
we first had a phone comparison session. hell lot of crap==


then we went to yvonne's house. well, her expression was DEFINITELY PRICELESS.
she went like 'very funny' when i told her i was at her gate.


that was how fruitful i spent my saturday:)
sunday is here. peace.

hi guys. long time since i've updated. really sorry. hadn't found time to update.
anyway, interact night's tonight. I didn't go to last year's because i went to japan. but heard it was seriously fun.
but i can expect it won't be so fun because we're lack of THREE CRAZY PEEPS! tiff, ange and alexis=S
talking about them, i really miss them! D:

HUHU.dont get pissed lady. HAHAHA. UTTER CUTENESS!

next is alexis.

we all won't be seeing her till wednesday. oh GOD. =S
no one's gonna punch and squeeze my boobs for a week or less.
don't be too sad for what had happened. smile always=)

and also ANGE. i will never forget about talking to her mum on the phone. HAHA.freaking lose face.=.=

SHE'S BEEN QUARANTINED! LOL. GET WELL SOON LADY!

btw, remember to smile at me when you see me tonight at interact night.
HUHU. BYE=[

hi guys. spent my free time photoshopping this little miss busty. hehe=)
dont get pissed jos.ahaha


cherios!

OK DAMN. my second post tonight=.=
i got a new lens during my trip to KL after our exams somewhere this month.
BUT, i didn't waste my money this time. i bought a freaking Canon 100 mm Macro F2.8! FUAH, LOVELY!




AND, my other new gear, Macro Twin Lite MT-24EX


really cool stuff.


AND YES, my BALLY shoes=)




mummy got herself two pairs of Gucci shoes


and sis got herself a Gucci Bag.
Dad got himself a HUGO BOSS Shoe and a Canon G10

yes! today is alexis' birthday. 27 July 2009, a date for all to remember!
well, i dont really have a picture of me with her, so yes, photoshop comes in handy!=)

this is quite of the original picture taken outside 175 Cafe on Saturday night, but yes, i do have another one taken in my notebook!


JENG JENG JENG! THIS IS THE LIMITED EDITION!

OKAY, F*cktarded face=.=

anyway, happy 15th Birthday Alexis and YES, NAUGHTY NAUGHTY. control that=D

hi guys. sorry for the irregularity of updating because i've been rather busy these few days. anyway, i went out with Jason, Lance, Alexis, Josephine and Ange yesterday. Well, when i was about to arrive, i called Alexis, "where are you?", she replied "we're at James Brooke Cafe at Waterfront." i was like "WTF?" anyway, this is HER.


hmmm, busty lady? =P made in U.S.A


yes,she's busty.


well, this is a promotional advertisement for Jos


and ange


as you can see, her hair is all wet. maybe we shouldn't talk about what caused the wetness of her hair, shall we?




TIARA.


well, we were fooling around the waterfront and ange performed on of her infamous stunts.:P


the charlie angels .. . .


observe ange:P she looks like she's chasing after a dog.


GEEE.the sight of this busty lady seriously turns me on lah.


vintage much?


okay, after that we took a cab and headed off to 175 Cafe @ China Town.



a really nice place to hang out. serves great food and smoothies. cool thing is, it has FREE FISH SPA! but YES, don't be so pub* to just sit in there and leave la. at least order a freaking drink!





175 Cafe is opened by Mark's brother. Do make a visit down to the shop.
MY RECOMMENDATION : CHOCOLATE MIND ICED SMOOTHIE.

the pimp and alexis




hmm, lesbo? i like that.


YO C-H-I-N G-E-R!


trying out the fish spa. it was really itchy for me. maybe you would enjoy it? =)



From Left (Marilyn, Ange, Alexis, Jos)

that was the birthday girl's leg.=) really attractive to all the MALE fishes down there.


the birthday girl with her birthday burgers. BURGERS.




fishy spa. wondered if caroline was in there.


well, did anyone ever wonder what a BOLLYWOOD super star would look like?


and probably a pimp?


or maybe a taekwando shi fu?


or miss ange?


and YES, alexis.


ERRR, back lane? with a sexy figure?


this was f*cking random.


we left 175 at about 8.30.


anyway, this was my present for alexis=)

hope you like it.

enjoy your week everybody. + happy birthday alexis

finally, i've updated. found some time, instead of playing futsal. got up early on a sunny sunday morning which was humid and hot. terrible weather. thank God, i had some entertainment instead. Dad and I got an invitation from BMW to attend the BMW Performance Day held at Stadium Negeri, Jalan Stadium, Petrajaya. Each presence cost RM 1500.00. So, i asked alvin to go with us. we arrived the Stadium at about 10.10 a.m. While waiting for our turns, we checked out the BMW 525i Sports, Priced at RM 590 000.00 (on the road) w/o insurance.


sleek engine, nice engine sound, superb performance


Our instructor for the event, Wong K. Y, who works for Auto Bavaria at F1 Sepang Circuit


We had a short briefing about the safety and regulations all drivers should take when driving.


First activity was with the BMW X5 (2008) showing how stable the car would be even though it is on two wheels.

There were 6 BMW 3 series at the event today and a BMW X5 3.0i XDrive S
Headed off to our second activity, Slalom Run, Timed Braking and Steering with the BMW 323i Sports




Waiting for our turn




slalom test


BMW X5




really fun experience today. we left Stadium Negeri at 12.20 p.m and we were back home at 12.28 because dad drove at 180 km/h.=P

enjoy your week!

hi guys. i got my room newly renovated about three weeks ago. i didn't have time to put pictures up. so here it is=)

fishy eye=)

wardrobe


my study